2018 Film Challenge Chart

I’ve ranked the 49 films I watched as part of this challenge; from least favourite to favourite. Some I will definitely watch again and others I definitely won’t!

49. 9 Songs
48. Cashback
47. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
46. Transcendence
45. Live Flesh
44. Mr Morgan’s Last Love
43. 45 Years
42. Pi
41. Breaking The Waves

40. Memories Of Murder
39. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
38. The Fountain
37. Patagonia
36. Y Tu Mama Tambien
35. Enter The Void
34. Fast Food Nation
33. The Rules Of Attraction
32. Talk To Her
31. All About My Mother

30. Mao’s Last Dancer
29. The Graduate
28. What We Do In The Shadows
27. Magnolia
26. Human Traffic
25. Strictly Ballroom
24. Paterson
23. God Help The Girl
22. Anomalisa
21. Secretary

20. Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
19. Dogville
18. Zodiac
17. Stuck In Love
16. Fargo
15. Blue Is The Warmest Colour
14. Man In An Orange Shirt
13. MicMacs
12. 10 Cloverfield Lane
11. Wild At Heart

10. Bad Education

9. Burn After Reading

8. I Heart Huckabees

7. Cabaret

6. Interstellar

5. The Handmaiden

4. Nocturnal Animals

3. Ex Machina

2. The Skin I Live In

1. Dancer In The Dark

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2018 Film Challenge: 49. Cashback

It was the final film on the list, so I’d love to say that it ended things on a high, but it really didn’t. I downloaded the film after it came up on some kind of online list – weirdest films, or something like that (probably this one, actually, as I’ve now watched a lot of those!). It sounded interesting and it’s somehow got a decent rating on iMDb, so I was expecting something pretty good. I was hugely disappointed. There are a few interesting ideas in it, which could have made for a good film if done entirely differently! The tone of it is really confused – it sometimes seemed like it was trying to be artsy and thought-provoking, but then bits of it were completely facile and slapstick. There’s also a disturbing level of misogyny running through it, which was possibly less jarring back in 2006, but makes for a decidedly uncomfortable watch now. I did briefly think that this might be intentional, but that optimism didn’t last long.

Here are the thoughts I had whilst watching it:

  • It’s whats-her-name from Eastenders
  • Why would you ask that??
  • Emilia Fox!
  • Ugh, I thought he seemed like a creepy dude
  • I’m not really taking to him as a protagonist
  • Ha ha ha, I’ll never look at those shampoos in the same way
  • It’s all gone a bit Wild Ones music video
  • Hmm, bit creepy
  • OK, yeah, definitely creepy. I guess we’re not meant to like the protagonist. At least I hope we’re not.
  • Is that the guy from Teachers? *checks* Yes!
  • There are uncomfortable levels of misogyny in this film. It feels like it should be an older film than it actually is.
  • Ughhhhh, how and why did I read positive reviews of this? I hope it gets better.
  • Ah, the extent to which I don’t care about this football game. Am I meant to care? They’re all awful people.
  • Is a monster going to get him? Fingers crossed.
  • X-Filesy music
  • Ooh, OK that was kinda intriguing
  • Did they need permission from Sainsbury’s to make this film? Because it doesn’t paint them in a good light.
  • I wish I could speed time up so that this film had finished already
  • It’s him! From Fringe!
  • Of course that’s what’s happened
  • This film’s ridiculous
  • I’m not sure if that’s flattering or hella-creepy. I think more the latter.
  • Disappointing choice as a final film

As I have a love of lists and charts, I’m going to be ranking these 49 films by personal level of preference. I don’t think it’s too much of a spoiler to say that this film won’t be high on the list! I’ll be posting the list on here tomorrow. Then on Wednesday I’m planning to post my Top 50 Albums of the year! Mmmm lists.

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2018 Film Challenge: 48. Human Traffic

I watched this years ago, prior to Danny Dyer becoming well known and prior to living in Cardiff, so it was great to watch it again with those things being different. I’d forgotten how funny and quirky it is. Enjoyed it.

Here are the thoughts I had whilst watching it:

  • Ickle Dyer
  • So ’90s
  • I like Lulu
  • Cardiff!!
  • That’s one pink room
  • Blue Velvet and Clerks posters. Nice.
  • Bill Hicks!
  • Peter Andre? Ha ha ha.
  • OMG it’s Andrew Lincoln!!
  • Ha ha ha ha ha
  • OMG, those dummies! That was a weird trend.
  • OMG, it’s Richard Coyle!! I feel like Jack Davenport needs to turn up now and complete the Coupling / This Life connection.
  • I’d not remembered this film being quite so quirky and weird. Like that though.
  • Howard Marks!! Amazing.
  • I just checked the cast list on IMDb and I apparently didn’t spot Ninjah earlier in the film. For shame! Bad Cardiffian.
  • I like that Reality is Jo Brand
  • Oh, no no no
  • Oh yeah, they were still building the Millennium Stadium
  • Danny Dyer’s just down the road from me! Except 19 years ago when I wasn’t here.
  • That’s the quietest I’ve ever seen St Mary’s Street! Well, technically High Street, I guess, but still.
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2018 Film Challenge: 47. Breaking The Waves

I downloaded this due to my general enjoyment of Lars Von Trier films. It was good, but not up there with my favourites of his, I have to say. There were some great ideas in it and I really liked the overall storyline, but it just didn’t totally click with me for some reason. Maybe I wasn’t quite in the right frame of mind for it, I don’t know. It took a while to get going and felt a little too long. I really liked the whole end section though.

Here are the thoughts I had whilst watching it:

  • That’s some messy drinking
  • Yikes. That guy’s creepy.
  • This feels so awkward and weird
  • Penises are pretty funny
  • OK, getting a little sinister
  • That doesn’t look like a fun job
  • Bless her
  • Yeah, bit of T.Rex
  • WTF?
  • Grim
  • Woah. I can’t see this film having a happy ending.
  • Oh god…
  • Wow, those are some mean kids
  • What are you doing? Don’t do that!
  • This must have reached peak depressing now, right?
  • The music choices are great
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2018 Film Challenge: 46. Strictly Ballroom

I downloaded this towards the end of last year, after Kevin Clifton and Susan Calman did the routine inspired by it on Strictly. It’s a film that I’d caught bits of on TV on a few occasions, but I’d never seen the whole thing. I was surprised by how comedic and silly it was, especially early on, but I mean that as a compliment. It was an enjoyable and fun watch; a nice contrast to some of the darker films I’ve watched recently.

Here are the thoughts I had whilst watching it:

  • That’s quite the look. It’s Peter Stringfellow meets Leland Palmer.
  • Ha ha, this is funnier than I’d expected / remembered
  • Don’t just leave her glasses there. Rude.
  • Nice sky
  • Love this song
  • Hee hee, I just remembered that slot machines are called pokies in Australia and New Zealand. Hee hee, pokies.
  • ‘Show me your Paso Doble’ is quite an unusual taunt
  • The dad’s my favourite
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2018 Film Challenge: 45. Ex Machina

I downloaded this after googling Alex Garland, to see what he’d been up to recently. I’ve been a fan of his since The Beach (the book, specifically), so am always interested in any writing work of his, whether it’s novel or screenplay. Happily this didn’t disappoint, I really enjoyed it. Some interesting ideas, plus a lot of creepy atmosphere and tension that contrasts nicely with the amazing scenery of the outside world. It’s one of those films where the ending could easily have been disappointing, but it was happily perfect (imho). Good ol’ Alex.

Here are the thoughts I had whilst watching it:

  • That looks New Zealandy. Where was this filmed? *googles* Oh, Norway. Kinda close… okay, not really.
  • This all feels quite sinister and like an episode of Black Mirror
  • Surely the physical form gives away it’s not human
  • Okay, at least they recognise it’s not a proper Turing test
  • Bad robot?
  • Is she AI? Is he AI? Are they all AI? Am I AI?
  • Flirty robot
  • Oh, blimey
  • Nice glacier
  • Ha ha ha, what?
  • Not really a shock reveal
  • Ew, there’s no need for that
  • Oooh, I forgot about that
  • Aghhhh
  • Hee hee hee
  • They really don’t like him
  • Poor guy
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